What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is a sermon to talk about men?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”